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"Ehhhh-heh-heh-heh. Funny religious humor."
Warning: if you're the kind who's easily offended by satire on Religion, don't watch this. But if you can stand it, check it out. The ending is going to be verrrry surprising and rather twisted, but if you'll notice the symbols used, you can connect the religious dots.
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"More "interactive movie" than game...and SPOOKY."
This is seriously spooky stuff. Some people are willing to do ANYTHING to feel afraid. And...well...he can feel fear again. But at what COST? He's lost EVERYTHING ELSE.
And yet he's grateful to feel the way he does. It's horrifyingly creepy. This is what happens when we live in a culture where we get so desensitized. NOTHING scares us. And we get apathetic...
That's scary right there. A culture in which we fear nothing, and thus, can't truly put a value on how dangerous something IS...
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"This is the sort of end I was hopin' for."
At last, we find out WHY Jerry's dad was the way he was, we hear what his voice sounds like, AND we see how he met Jackie. We saw how his mother died and what kind of person she was, how Jerry's hair turned back to normal...
And, ultimately, where Jerry truly is. I couldn't be happier with this flash series. :D
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"Pure genius, simple as that."
I loved everything about this game. The dialogue, the flow of the plot, the interesting hidden bosses (how strange, a ghost in Maverick Hunter HQ...) everything was just amazingly done and in a great battle engine. Remember folks, saving your game's data is important. RIGHT CLICK on that game's creen to make sure your computer's saving enough data for it! And above all, remember: stealing from enemies is GOOD. Get that Fireman chip, stat! And, above all, vote this game a high rating! It deserves it. And I can't wait for chapter two to come out. Best of luck to you, Allen.
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This is one of the best Halloween flashes I've seen so far this year. I'm gonna fave it. Not just because it's well-thought-out and animated, but because I'm FROM Connecticut, and that sort of story is commonplace and makes me all nostalgic and happy.
PS: For those of you lookin' for the Easter Egg...if you want help, put it on your TAB. Hint-hint. ;)
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It was a BIT hard to figure out where to go, but I got it in the end. For those wondering personally about what to do, here's some helpful hints. 1. Check the map. And I mean REALLY look all over the map. Usually it'll show you where you gotta go. 2. Look in ALL the rooms that you have access to. It'll help you gain ammo and items. 3. If you want the "good" ending, then save Gillian. 4. Remember to position yourself properly when you want to beat down an enemy. Good luck, and amazing work on this Silent-Hill-like piece of flash.
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I have only one real problem with this. It was just too short. Otherwise it played very well and I enjoyed the sudden twist. For those of you wondering about the safe, you gotta enter in a three-digit combo, then press the green button. As to what the combo is, think of the setting you're in. A church. In a town gone horridly wrong.
I did NOT see the ending coming. And I enjoyed the voice acting. The sudden shooting of the ghosts was a surprising addition, but it was alright just the same. I hope you make another one, I love the Silent Hill series. I've followed all of them as much as I can, from 1 through Homecoming. Even "Origins" and the "Arcade"!
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"Okay, I get it. But really. WHY the Cream hate?"
It was funny the first couple of movies. But now? It's really old. REALLY old. Does you just not LIKE her because she's all cutsey?
Still, it's gotten very old. Give it a rest with the Cream hate.
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I gotta say...how f--ked up WERE the people of Sodom and Gomorrah that God decided "Screw them, I'm gonna kill every freakin' one of the b-tards". How BAD WERE they? They must have been PREEEETTY nasty to have their entire city condemned. I mean, the Tower of Babel pissed him off but he just scrambled their language. This called for ass-kickin' of a different kind. Thank you for putting this up! I enjoy good satire.
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Don't forget that before that he killed everyone and everything on the planet. You have to wonder why he even bothers if he just keeps trying to start over.
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There is a good point in here. Where does corporate responsibility to customers end and PERSONAL responsibility begin? Shouldn't people know better than to let their kids buy games about things that are obviously adult-oriented?
Ahh, people can be SO dumb. Wonderful work on this flash, I REALLY liked Grey's expressions.
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