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[Jackie]

Wow. Jackie's a bitch.

Great job on the animation and the humor. A nice, sorta sobering look on how messed up lives truly can be. And sheesh, Jerry's dad shoulda died a LONG time ago.

...sigh. Poor Jerry. He deserved a lot better. I mean, for Heaven's sake, his ex girlfriend went through his pockets while he was hangin' from the rafters. That bitch shoulda gone to Hell instead of him.

[Very Merry Phoenix Wrong]

Ah, I missed this, I really did.

I do so LOVE the Holidays. Best of all, your flash introduced me to some good songs. Now if ONLY I knew who did that song that's playing at the loading screen...

[Asylum 3]

Intense and gripping!

At first you feel little, if any, sympathy for the main character. He's slaughtering his opposition with anything he can get his hands on...but then you actually see his grief and the loneliness that drives him from being alone in an asylum. Then he goes from being somebody who's not just another face in this stickflash, but a REAL protagonist. Despite all of the odds he continues to fire and fire, not giving up...

The ending was torture though. It wasn't just simply a matter of KILLING the protagonist, that last shooter blow away CHUNKS of the guy before finally blowing his head off. A really cruel and horrid end. That's what makes the story all the more tragic.

[Gone Too Far]

Creepy stuff, man...creepy stuff.

I actually, for a minute, thought that we were gonna see the kid with the suit kill the hooded freak, but there was that twist at the end. Nice animation flow!

As for the whole "Gone Too Far" thing...yeah...it's too far. REALLY too far.

[Death of a Bot]

Funny stuff...and I get it!

The animation was smooth and the humor was nice. It's a good piece of satire, even for those who don't know what a "bot" is. So I'll explain for those who don't:

"Bots" are computer programs run at the same time as an online game to give the player an unfair advantage. Bots may alter the game environment, boost the abilities of the player's character or hinder opponents. So in other words, a cheater got what was coming to him thanks to a Moderator/Admin-type character.

Moral of the story: Don't cheat...or we'll turn you into a pig!

[Sonic Shorts: Volume 4]

Yet another amazing compilation!

A couple warnings: there aren't nearly as many sex or anime-ripoff jokes, but it more than makes up for it in funny satire of moments in Sonic games, character jokes and cheesy commercials! And of course, they had to include the poke at Tails's invulnerability. And even Charmy gets a laugh going! The voice acting is superb.

BTW...beware of clicking on Knuckles too much...

[Super Mario Hyadain]

Classically wonderful.

I was amazed at how you took the song so addictively wonderful and made it even better with your Japanese-style artwork. The anime style is very good, and the humor in the song is simple enough...yet subtle in a way...making it even BETTER!

It's true Bowser and Mario won't win any "handsome" contests, and, sadly, neither will Luigi...but hey, Peach...there's something to be said for somebody who's loyal, caring and courageous like Mario, for someone strong, passionate and tough like Bowser, for somebody who's the "dreamy, comical poster boy of the Smash series" like Luigi (as put by Masahiro Sakurai himself!).

[Sonic Shorts: Volume 3]

I wouldn't think it possible, but...

You got funnier! That "Shadow the Hedgehog" and "Devil May Cry" joke was genius. Why did nobody make the connection before? Also the fat Eggman-we don't bother to think about how fat he honestly is. Imagine if he got FATTER. That would be horrific.

Some throw-away, over-used jokes are in here, like Big being retarded and the "it's over 9000" joke, but guess what? The flash author's make them funny in ways we didn't think of before. And it has Chaos in it, my personally favorite Sonic character, demonstrating how he got into the Sonic multiverse: by saying absolutely nothing intelligable, making him the most believable Sonic antagonist.

And yes, there is a Tails Doll. And Marine the Racoon! And Bean! So what are you waiting for? Watch this thing! And give it a good rating!

[Sonic Reversal: Ep. II]

Ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh man, this is great stuff!

Such amazing work with sprites, and I love the storyline. Sonic's sudden crushing doubt potrays him in a very human light, and the sudden return of Knuckles and tragic sacrifice of Amy make the series even more enthralling. For those wondering about the Easter Eggs: When Tails does a rapid spinning strike with his tail to Rouge in the air at the beginning of the fight, click. And the rest can be easily found in the credits via the "TAB" key. WARNING: They ARE kinda perverted. Impressive work, WinterStorm, can't wait for the next chapter...and I love the music too, I GOTTA get me those remixes!

WinterStorm responds:

If you liked the music, you can try playing the Phoenix Wright series for the DS. That's where I got most of it from. I don't know why, but for some reason, it seems that only that music can fit.

[The Sinister Truth]

Er...uh...what did I just see?

Okay, it was twisted enough to show a guy jackin' off the way he was. But you kept it going for FAR too long. The art style was kind of nice, but you know, there's a rule for this sort of thing: If you're gonna try and bash somebody online, do it in a stylish way, and this wasn't very stylishly done, so...sorry.