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[Samurai Asshole 2]

This is an obvious April Fools Joke. But at least the Pico School 2 had SOME gameplay. This doesn't even have that. As such, I am giving this a No Star rating because it's not funny. It's not witty. There's no real humor involved, no effort whatsoever, and it so obviously meant to troll people clicking on the game and expecting an actual sequel to the original game, which, by the way, you left on a cliffhanger. I know you've got a lot on your chest, having to run a big-ass website and all, but frankly...this is just really bad.

Kolumbo responds:

It is NOT a joke, asshole.

[Alice is Dead - Ep 3]

One of the better short flash series

Not only was this an innovative, new take on the "Wonderland" legend, but it was an intriguing and mysterious one as well, taking us along for a ride that we'll never forget. Excellent voice acting, good controls, well-done artwork...wonderful, all wonderful.

I feel so sorry for the rabbit. He "had a bridge dropped on him". Dying so suddenly like that, completely caught off guard when he should have been expecting something like that. Perhaps he saw Alice lurking nearby...or maybe he just wasn't interested in "it" anymore...in just living, in just continuing his lifestyle of killing. Poor guy. -_-

Now, some people have been asking questions, so unless you don't WANT spoilers, DON'T READ ANY FURTHER.

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...still with me? Alright. First thing's first.

Oystercloud: The Red Queen funded this. It's a project designed to bring things from the world above (where Alice is apparently from) to Wonderland, the world below. New technology could have been the Red Queen's for the taking had Dr. Burr's experiments (involving cats) proved successful. In a way, they did...but not before Burr's own daughter, whom the rabbit had made friends with, found one of the test subjects and got turned into that FREAKISH thing that continues to try and contact you, first in the second game, and again in this game.

That's right. Dr. Burr's little girl was turned into that freaky Cheshire Cat. Poor thing. -_-

Having no more use for Burr, I imagine that the Red Queen ordered the Hatter to kill him, since Dr. Burr died so horribly and violently. And she also wanted Alice and the Rabbit, who were friends and comrades, to kill each other off...get rid of all the people who knew about "Oystercloud". The Rabbit, most likely having been drugged by something they slipped into his food and drink, took on Alice and lost his memories. He assumed Alice had died.

But she hadn't. She had actually been wearing a fake wig and dress, and had lived. She put the clothes and wig she'd been wearing on a corpse, tossed it down to where the rabbit had fallen into, and then took off to get even with the Queen, and eventually, the rabbit.

The rabbit DID get all his memories back and went looking for the queen, killing off a henchman who had tried to contact the Red Queen to let him know what was going on, and I imagine Alice decided not to kill the rabbit, letting the queen do it for her. Perhaps she just didn't want to be the one to kill the rabbit after all. But she did kill the Red Queen at the end of this game...that IS Alice in the car.

As for Rulio, I imagine that he just happened upon one of the tapes and didn't know what it was for. That girl, the Cheshire Cat, probably "sent" it to him...she seems capable of bending through reality thanks to the merging she had with the test subject.

I think I've explained all of the mysteries that people are confused about in this installment. I'm just sad it ended so quickly, to be truthful. It was an excellent play, it just...ended too soon.

[Billy's Quest]

This was very enjoyable.

To say one found this game addictive AND excellent to play would not do justice to how far this game can go. I can't wait for Part Two! The game's style is funny, I enjoyed the simple but very addictive fight scenes, the Recognition bar adds great replay value...excellent, excellent work, my man!

[Foreign Creature 2]

I'll explain why I'm rating it like so...

For one, the art is very, VERY well done. The game is hard to figure out unless you use the walkthrough which, happily, is easily provided. Furthermore, it's quite a puzzler. But as for the plot, all I can say is I do sincerely hope that stupid Foreign Creature hurries up and heads home because I don't honestly think Earth can stand much more of his sadism. I mean, yes, I know he's trying to go back to his home planet to apparently save it, but if that race's leader's first idea on "how to save a planet" is to 'damn another", he probably DESERVES to get killed in a hail of gunfire from an invading army.

You know what would make a good ending to the next Foreign Creature? The creature returns home only to find his world has been destroyed. That's called "poetic justice". After ruining our world and leaving it forever, he goes back to find that his entire race is destroyed and he's stuck there, last of his kind. It would be fitting.

[Megaman X RPG: Chapter 1]

Pure genius, simple as that.

I loved everything about this game. The dialogue, the flow of the plot, the interesting hidden bosses (how strange, a ghost in Maverick Hunter HQ...) everything was just amazingly done and in a great battle engine. Remember folks, saving your game's data is important. RIGHT CLICK on that game's creen to make sure your computer's saving enough data for it! And above all, remember: stealing from enemies is GOOD. Get that Fireman chip, stat! And, above all, vote this game a high rating! It deserves it. And I can't wait for chapter two to come out. Best of luck to you, Allen.

[Fear Unlimited Issue2]

I enjoy it, but...

Just one teeeeeny problem.

What IS the bloody pause button? It's not under "action controls".

[Desolation]

Impressed and spooked.

The game is centered around one exterminator's desperate attempt to get out of the building he was called to do a job at. When he arrives, he finds out that there are zombies inside the building and that he can't escape. He has to gather tools to aid him in fighting the zombies off, from guns to knives for fighting, to gas and lighters for puzzle-solving. All of it requires you to have a sharp eye, and when the zombies pop up, shoot the head quickly!

The only downside was the ending. It seemed kind of...depressing. After all that...it seemed kind of unfair to the guy. Still, I'd like to see more games like these from you.

[Sittin' at a Bar]

Song's stuck in my head and I can't stop playing!

The game's premise is simple: Stay on the stool and keep a-drinkin' away. Using the left and right arrow keys you move sway one way or the other, and hit the space bar to drink. But here's the thing: the more beer you guzzle, the harder it is to keep your drunken swaying under control. Just make sure you time your drinking right and remember, you don't have to HOLD the keys down, sometimes simple tapping can keep you moving in pace so that you'll stay in one place...mostly...

My personal high score? 10,010.